I am a Troll that lives in Central Park…
i am now samantha carter and i am going through stargates, im ok with this
I have to win the Hunger Games!
Career tributes get chumped. :)
Also, I am a unicorn. The last unicorn there is.
I’m a washed up college basketball coach who has to stop a jew ghost from killing my daughter.
I’m a Starfleet Captain. I can live with this.
I am Conan the goddamn Barbarian.
If I can wear the loincloth and stuff I am so sold on this.
God of Thunder. Meh, I’ll take it.
FUCK YOU ALL I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS
If Stargate is ok, then I guess I’m running Torchwood.
chewie runing torchwood i woud love to see that
YER A WIZARD FELIX
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
the song that fits your otp and doesnt use gender-specific pronouns
.. I’m not sorry, and what else could I do?
Forever convinced that “Oh yeah” is the sound of fangirls.
Holy fucking shit IT WORKS FOR ALL MY SHIPS WHAT IS THIS- SOMEONE MAKE AN AMV RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT
I was in denial and then it played. Fuck.
Me: It’s not going to work, I’ll have at least one ship that won’t fit… [press play] …holy crap, it worked.
IT EVEN FITS FUKING QUIRRELMORT AND SCARFY/SORTY MOTHER OF GOD
Crowley and Aziraphaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee