lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

(via the-real-slim-shota)

wonkypenis:

do u ever wish u weren’t alive just because the human race is intolerable 

(via shevathegun)

urulokid:

steveorogers:

why are we not talking about this.

fUCKING HELL

(via isabeau-92)

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

(via aeroplanestouchthesky)

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

(via teainspaceandtime)

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

(via robnosh)

cybererrol:

im not even fucking around anymore, do you want a show with

-a positive and realistic female lead? 

-gorgous stylized animation?

-cool alien designs? BIKER ALIEN LESBIANS?

-racing in SPACE?

-a cool story without major plot holes?

just go fucking watch oban star racers allready

(via jay-lea)

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

dellconahger:

why ask a trans person their birth name when you could:

  • not do that

(via rosstomyurie)

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

Erdbeer Mund

franz-ferdinand:

Franz Ferdinand new song - Erdbeer Mund (x)

via Domino Records on fb

cr Franz Ferdinand on SoundCloud

(via officialjackkelly)

troylermellet:

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

image

oh good god i fucked up

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via merlions)